home. puking in laundry basket.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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