grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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