O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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