i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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