I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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