he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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