their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Randomize
