a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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