I need help removing her.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
she pinky promised me she was 18
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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