I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
