im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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