This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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