If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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