I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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