Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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