Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
This is the high leading the old right now
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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