Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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