Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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