I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
