Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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