I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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