he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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