she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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