if you like me you must not know who I am
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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