What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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