you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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