Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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