That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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