We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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