Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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