I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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