I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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