You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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