I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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