no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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