I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I just found a bag of teeth...
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
