i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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