"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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