Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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