you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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