Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
