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Fuck
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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