this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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