I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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