VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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