I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
The air was thick with penises
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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