New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Operation Purity has been aborted
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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