Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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