i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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