look no pants
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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