Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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