I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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