Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
wow bdsm is so cute
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