I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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