It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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