I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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